Some cool Rajni jokes

1. If Rajnikanth Was Born 200 Years Ago Britishers Would've Fought For Independence.

2. Why Rajnikanth Doesn't Participate In Olympics? Because There's No Platinum Medal!

3. Alfred Nobel Was Nominated For Rajnikanth Award.

4. Black Cats Die Whn They Cross Rajnikanth On Street.

5. Whn Rajnikanth Enters Different States, Roaming Pay Rajnikanth.

6. Whrever Rajanikanth Goes, Telecom Minister Follows Him.

7. Rajnikantn Inserts His Visiting Card In Any ATM & Collects Cash.

8. Rajnikanth Was Using 4G In Nokia 1100 Since 1947.

9. Rajnikanth Is Thinking Of Changing His Name To "Rajnikan". Because It's Been Proved That 

There's Not Anything Whch "Rajni Can't.!"

10. Why does February not have 30 days?

Rajnikanth Was Born On 30th Feburary &; Since Then February Decided Not To Give This

Birthday To Anybody Else.

Bushisms

Remember George Bush? Wasn't he a fun President! Today, while cleaning out my inbox, I came across a very old email that a friend had sent about some of the all-time famous Bush quotes. And, guess what? Bush might be no longer around, but Bushisms will never go out of fashion!! Here are some of my personal favorites:

1. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

2. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

3. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

4. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." --Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

5. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

6. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

7. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

8. "They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000