The other day, as I was coming out of my office, the following happened.
X: Mam, there is something I need to discuss.
Me: X, can it wait till tomorrow? I am already late. Have to make dinner as well.
X: Oh, you know how to cook?
Me: Of course. Why do you sound so surprised?
X: That's because you don't seem to be the domestic type.
Domestic??? I smiled and left him as soon as possible. You see, I am allergic to idiots.