Irritating acquaintance (X), with obviously fake enthusiasm: Hey! How's my favorite person?
Me, in a flat tone: Why don't you try asking that person directly?
X, after giving a 10 second fake laugh (I am seriously thinking of nominating him for the next year's Razzies): Good one! So, I guess you have been busy.
Me: Not really.
X: Oh! I have been trying to reach you. Did you see my calls and SMSes?
Me: Yes, I did.
X: Oh! I guess you were travelling and couldn't call back.
Me, at my dead-pan best: Not really. I was just avoiding you.
X: Ha Ha. Qatil sense of humor, yaar! Seriously, were you out of town?
**sigh** Some people just can't accept the truth
X, after giving a 10 second fake laugh (I am seriously thinking of nominating him for the next year's Razzies): Good one! So, I guess you have been busy.
Me: Not really.
X: Oh! I have been trying to reach you. Did you see my calls and SMSes?
Me: Yes, I did.
X: Oh! I guess you were travelling and couldn't call back.
Me, at my dead-pan best: Not really. I was just avoiding you.
X: Ha Ha. Qatil sense of humor, yaar! Seriously, were you out of town?
**sigh** Some people just can't accept the truth
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